Dastardly recipes

You cunning little list

of ingredients and measures

Making it sound so simple

with pictures of untold pleasures

Foodnetwork magazine

and many websites that I've seen

Exclaim the ease and taste

and the way to make in haste

World's Best Burger

Homemade Apple Whoopie Pie

Easy veggie dishes

30 minute lie

I cannot find phyllo dough

or rump roast to cook slow

I have no Polish kielbasa

or seasoning to make masa

Frozen veggies as a backup

are something that I lack of

And now I hunger even more

for food not in my local store